New Pipe Smokers - Don't forget to point!

[strider72]

If I can't use my corncob I won't play... naah naah naahh...

[Bones]

Originally Posted by Rolando

I always warm up with a couple of simple pencil points before moving to the pipe. I also find that wearing a glove between points will keep your hand warm and limber sort of like a pitcher wearing a jacket on his pitching arm.

Old post but this thread is hilarious.

[andrew]

I pointed my churchwarden today for the first time. Nothing like a 12" stem to drive a point home.

[Arizona]

Originally Posted by Rolando

My wife now knows about this thread because I pipe pointed at it. She is shaking her head.

No worries Rolando... The opinion of wives and gf's doesn't count as they're lost in a fog anyways and cannot comprehend these things.

[paperairplane]

Don't forget to say things like: harumph, indubitably, indeed, ahem...

I also find it effective to just trail off mid-thought. "If I recall correctly, the primary difference between effluvient and efficacious tends to deal with non-absolutes, or was it minor variances of pressure........."