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Old 09-14-2008, 05:50 PM   #1
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The wife is gonna kill me
So I just picked up a 4 tin sampler of the Frog Mortens, a tin of Penzance, a tin of plumcake, a tin of Christmas Cheer, 8 ounces of trout stream, and a tin of Hal Owynd. Also threw in a czech tool and a Bjorne sandblasted pipe. Hopefully she wont notice it on the credit card bill but man am I excited for it all to get here.
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Old 09-14-2008, 05:52 PM   #2
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I'm jealous!
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Old 09-14-2008, 07:16 PM   #3
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At least you'll die with a touch of class
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its is allways easier to beg for forgiveness that ask promision....
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Just go in her closest and hold up 1 of 100 shoes and say WHO PAID FOR THESE BEOTCH?!? hehehe
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Old 09-14-2008, 08:36 PM   #6
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Get to the mailbox first...hide that VISA statement!!

Sometimes VISA forgets to send the statments out...or the postman loses the mail...or the neighbour's dog eats your mail!! ;-)
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tell her it was a bomb......and hide the statement
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Old 09-14-2008, 08:55 PM   #8
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Those are some seriously tasty choices and well worth getting killed over.
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Yum!!!
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Just go in her closest and hold up 1 of 100 shoes and say WHO PAID FOR THESE BEOTCH?!? hehehe
Problem is I have probably 5 times as many shoes/boots.
She didnt notice the box of PSD 4s on last months statement so hopefully shell'l miss this. I have been getting a box almost every other day for the past month so at least that part isnt uncommon when it gets here.
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You're done for, bro! You're on your way to the dog house, but at least you'll have something good to smoke.
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:10 PM   #12
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its is allways easier to beg for forgiveness that ask promision....
Exactly!

Just tell her "Quit griping and fetch me a beer woman!" Then get ready to dodge that frying pan flying across the room towards your head! hehe
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:32 PM   #13
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Old 09-15-2008, 05:58 PM   #14
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So I just picked up a 4 tin sampler of the Frog Mortens, a tin of Penzance, a tin of plumcake, a tin of Christmas Cheer, 8 ounces of trout stream, and a tin of Hal Owynd. Also threw in a czech tool and a Bjorne sandblasted pipe. Hopefully she wont notice it on the credit card bill but man am I excited for it all to get here.
Get a separate credit card (that she won't know about) at a PO box she won't know about (where, incidentally, you can also receive your goodies, except UPS deliveries).

Thus concludes todays lesson in "Spouse Dodging 101".
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Old 09-15-2008, 06:24 PM   #15
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Get a separate credit card (that she won't know about) at a PO box she won't know about (where, incidentally, you can also receive your goodies, except UPS deliveries).

Thus concludes todays lesson in "Spouse Dodging 101".
Yes!!!

You might also want to have a secret apartment on the side where you can keep and smoke your stash!!
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