experiment requiring "illegal" skills

[CigarMonkel]

So, i'm feeling myself extremely desperate for something to smoke. It's currently 1:56 and i don't feel like sitting by myself outside for an hour plus to smoke a cigar and don't have any more short smokes.

So this leaves me to my half tin of mcbaren Plumcake which i bought maybe 5 months agoish.

The problem is.... i only have a corn cob pipe which last time i used make my baccy extremely bitter and i was told i needed to clean it. Well i don't have the time to clean it and would personally much rather pitch it and buy a new one.

The conclusion... an experiment. Making the good'ol water bon... baccy pipe out of a plastic bottle, a bic and some ew.. tinfoil (i know this could be extremely bad BUT IM DESPERATE!!!!). I'll post conclusions, thoughts maybe even pictures after its done.

[Mr.Lordi]

I'm not a lawyer, but pretty sure thats only illegal if you use it for illicit substances.

The water pipe was actually used for tobacco before the hippies ruined it. The point was to cool the smoke, so no tounge bite.

I don't suggest using tin foil, it will heat up and prob sour the tobacco. maybe try a apple to smoke from. It works in 40 year old virgin. Good Luck!

[CigarMonkel]

Originally Posted by Mr.Lordi

I'm not a lawyer, but pretty sure thats only illegal if you use it for illicit substances.

The water pipe was actually used for tobacco before the hippies ruined it. The point was to cool the smoke, so no tounge bite.

I don't suggest using tin foil, it will heat up and prob sour the tobacco. maybe try a apple to smoke from. It works in 40 year old virgin. Good Luck!

yea the tin foil was a bust. If you puffed and let it cool down and would space out how often and hard you puff, it would work pretty well (keep in mind.. im so newb i still use a corn cob so my taste buds/pallet for pipe smoking have developed a whole lot.. at all lol). I lost tape and hot glue so i ended up chucking the water and bottle part and just using the BIC pen and the tin foil... it kinda cured my craving but not enough.. i think i may just fall back to a cigar tonight and say **** it. Pics to come in a bit.

[CigarMonkel]

some pics



materials




an end result.

[Vrbas]

haha, that's all i have to say. Nothing like a makeshift bong. Next time try to smoke some salvia out of it.

[Piledriver]

I personally would just clean the cob. And you have time to make a "bong pipe" but no time to clean the cob? Just makes no sense

[Lord Wigglybottom]

You've gotta remember though, Piledriver, that in every human decision there is the question of "how much will I enjoy doing this?"

Sure it may be easier to just clean the cob but c'mon! It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as rigging up a janky water bong!

Plus now Monkel has a great story about "the time he wanted a smoke so badly that..."

[chippewastud79]

Originally Posted by Piledriver

I personally would just clean the cob. And you have time to make a "bong pipe" but no time to clean the cob? Just makes no sense

It makes perfect sense, he wanted a smoke and had the skills to make a bootleg bong, more power to him.

Rock on Illegal Substances Boy


By-the-way, you should be coming to the Cincinnati Area Herf

[Mr.Lordi]

This actually reminds me of the "Macguyver Smoker" in Half-Baked.

Originally Posted by Half-Baked

Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

[CigarMonkel]

Originally Posted by Piledriver

I personally would just clean the cob. And you have time to make a "bong pipe" but no time to clean the cob? Just makes no sense

it took me under 5 minutes to make the water bong. Let me know of a way to clean a pipe under 5 minutes and i'm all ears.

[rolyat150]

How many times have you smoked the cob? Sometimes the first and second smoke taste a little funny.

[CigarMonkel]

Originally Posted by rolyat150

How many times have you smoked the cob? Sometimes the first and second smoke taste a little funny.

maybe 5ish. My baccy tastes really bitter and sour.

[Sawyer]

Originally Posted by CigarMonkel

maybe 5ish. My baccy tastes really bitter and sour.

Did you take the paper filter out of it? Five smokes is way too few for it to get bitter and sour but is right about the time that a paper filter would be horrendously detrimental to the taste. Of course it could just be the choice of tobacco that disagrees with you.

[CigarMonkel]

Originally Posted by Sawyer

Did you take the paper filter out of it? Five smokes is way too few for it to get bitter and sour but is right about the time that a paper filter would be horrendously detrimental to the taste. Of course it could just be the choice of tobacco that disagrees with you.

paper filter? i don't recall one, where would it be? Its not the baccy.

[Phlegmatic]

The water pipe was used in the orient long b4 they even heard of tobacco. It was used for marihujana!