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Old 03-20-2006, 08:33 PM   #1
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I [SIZE="6"]I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.[/SIZE]
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:35 PM   #2
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welcome to the land of pod! Now put lord of the rings in and pack a bowl o
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:36 PM   #3
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Doesn't it feel better to just give in!!!!

Welcome my friend to the beginning of your new life.

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Old 03-20-2006, 09:00 PM   #4
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Lash out... and your journey towards the dark side will be complete

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.


Wait a sec... wrong evil possession... how about

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I need a young priest and an old priest...

The power of Christ compells you... the power of Christ compells you...
Nope...not quite right either.

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NO... TOO NON-EVIL...TOO STUPID....


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Isn't this briar pipe a work of art?

THAT'S what I'm talking about. But we wouldn't try to influence you in any way, bro.
Buy one today! Buy four or five! You want to smoke a pipe NOW! You MUST smoke pipes now! You don't need to see his papers. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can be on his way now. Move along.
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Old 03-20-2006, 09:01 PM   #5
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THAT'S what I'm talking about. But we wouldn't try to influence you in any way, bro.
Buy one today! Buy four or five! You want to smoke a pipe NOW! You MUST smoke pipes now! You don't need to see his papers. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can be on his way now. Move along.
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:21 PM   #6
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:38 PM   #7
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ah screw the borg. The enterprise has beat them before. Im data you have no power over me!

damn pod people

ive tried pipes though. didnt do much for me. too much damn work!
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:49 PM   #8
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This kind of thread results from letting Mary Jane pack your bowl.
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Was going to happen Paul, sooner or later.


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Old 03-22-2006, 04:26 PM   #10
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Nice! Punk arse biatch!!

Who the hell drug me into this crap!?!
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:32 PM   #11
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Nice! Punk arse biatch!!

Who the hell drug me into this crap!?!
Like watching dominos fall...
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:33 PM   #12
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This kind of thread results from letting Mary Jane pack your bowl.

Well, I think it's b/c Paul hasn't had his bowl packed by Mary Jane in awhile......(not that there's anything wrong with that, Seinfeld type disclamer))
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Well, I think it's b/c Paul hasn't had his bowl packed by Mary Jane in awhile......(not that there's anything wrong with that, Seinfeld type disclamer))
When I was buying some pipes last night, the smoke shop was selling bags of Mary Jane right on top of the counter:



I guess they would add some nice carmel and nut flavors to your pipe, but would really goop up the bowl
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Congrats Paul!!!

Like I said before, I know nothing about Pipe Tobacco so you can blame it on the guy at my B&M if it sucks

Sorry bro, I'm too much of a cigar smoker to get caught up with you damn pod people... er ... persons..... whatever.

Now, I've got to get out of this forum before I start to feel all robotish or something LOL


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... before I start to feel all robotish or something LOL


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