Mayor of the Forum: Vote Here

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by longburn

Hi Joe,I'm not saying you got my vote,but being the first to come up and shake my hand means a lot and nice to meet you.The others will have to be creative to beat that one.

Joe is the kind of guy to Mayor an operation like the Pipe Forum because he is sincere and to the point and incredibly helpful to the pipe gwasshoppuhs. But I voted for Blaylock because he's a good mod. But there wouldn't be a pipe forum (or a coffee forum) if it wasn't for IHT. But DubintheDam is great to make videos while lending an international flair to this rawther Ameri-centric forum.

But, Longburn! A vote for Mister Moo is a rock solid vote for a pipe smoker who roasts his own coffee, writes long copy and makes campaign promises that can't be kept. I will maybe send you some free stuff if you vote for me and, of course, I will need a staff with a lot of depth; there are, shall we say, "opportunities" in a Moo administration for bright young pipe smokers (and pipe posers) looking to frequent the corridors of power.

But several noms have no votes and will feel hurt if ignored. Best to vote some someone who is voteless; they're all deserving except kayakrat.

[DSturg369]

What??, No "Write-In" selection??

But..... I voted

[VFD421]

I cast my ballot, hope the chad was not left hanging

[wharfrathoss]

vote for ABVDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!! hydroponic crack for all!!!

[dmkerr]

I see someone felt sorry for me! I got a vote! Must have been my "Pot In Every Chicken" promise. The problem is the chickens keep OD'ing...

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by dmkerr

I see someone felt sorry for me! I got a vote! Must have been my "Pot In Every Chicken" promise. The problem is the chickens keep OD'ing...

Good job! We are a broad-minded community.

Campaign promise: In the public interest a Moo administration will hunt that guy down and have him drawn and quartered.

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Good job! We are a broad-minded community.

Campaign promise: In the public interest a Moo administration will hunt that guy down and have him drawn and quartered.

It should be done publicly so that the other person somewhere in the universe that might think likewise will consider the consequences of his actions.

[Kayak_Rat]

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What genius voted for me????

I am running on the anarchy platform......down with the man.......never say die......dont eat yellow snow!!!!




Oh wait....by voting for me it was a vote against me.......oh the webs we weave......

[Kayak_Rat]

[QUOTE=Mister Moo;2605101]Good job! We are a broad-minded community.
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I like broads too......

[Mister Moo]

[QUOTE=Kayak_Rat;2605112]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Good job! We are a broad-minded community.
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I like broads too......

You know I was thinking about Mrs. Olson.



She was way hotter than her Folgers, um hmmm.

[DubintheDam]

The man who came up with the idea is in the lead! This smacks of dirty corrupt political deceit. I say let's lynch the Mayor as soon as he arrives in town!

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by DubintheDam

The man who came up with the idea is in the lead! This smacks of the will of the people.. I say let's bow to the Mayor as soon as he arrives in town!

With great power comes great responsibility and, I hope, free stuff. I want to thank you, and all the little people upon whose shoulders I climb, for your kind endorsement and support.

Once elected as Dear Leader and fellow pipe smoker it is my fervent hope and prayer that ALL pipe smokers in orbit around my enlightened guidance (system) will be able to stand just a little taller and a little straighter (so I can see farther and breath the clearer fresher air above).

[WWhermit]

I like broads too......

[/QUOTE]

Damn, found my fetish spot! All day long now I've been walking around muttering to myself, "I'd hit all that!"

[DeadFrog]

Originally Posted by plexiprs

I voted for Moo.

What choice do I have? He keeps sending me his lingerie modeling portfolio pics and swears to only stop once elected D I C K T A T O R, or I meant, M A Y O R of Moopipeville ...



You are the, our, man Mr. Moo! ????

Well after seeing this sassy picture of Mr.Moo, I HAD to give him my vote!

But in all seriousness even though I'm a noob, searching the forums for various topics I've come across quite a few of Moo's posts that have helped me out. Plus his posts are always good for a chuckle so I had to throw a vote his way.

[JohnnyFlake]

I am really not familiar with about half of the candidates and the ones I know are all great choices. In the end, I ended up dropping my vote on Mr. Moo!