Mayor of the Forum: Vote Here

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by DeadFrog

... I've come across quite a few of Moo's posts that have helped me out. Plus his posts are always good for a chuckle so I had to throw a vote his way.

I live to serve coffee, steel-cut oats and crispy bacon

[Mister Moo]

Late returns are coming in from the far, far, far outlying areas where bars are now closed; these districts historically favor the Arkansas candidates. Many rural voters, having seen results from polls that just closed in other states 20-years earlier, often throw up their hands and ask, "Why bother?"

Indeed.

[dogsplayinpoker]

alright, who is the mayoral candidate who used to be a comedian....cause I'm votin' for him

[Mad Hatter]

Originally Posted by dogsplayinpoker

alright, who is the mayoral candidate who used to be a comedian....cause I'm votin' for him

Moo's gonna double his post count with this thread alone. Please don't encourage him

[brianwalden]

If Moo becomes mayor he's going to set up the pipe forum to automatically asterisk out the "p" word (the one that ends in "ack") like the site does with other swear words.

Newbies are going to be awfully confused when they see a thread about ****ing a pipe.

[Mister Moo]

70 votes cast! Lookit all those pipers!

[fiddlegrin]

Originally Posted by brianwalden

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Newbies are going to be awfully confused when they see a thread about ****ing a pipe.

Snahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[tzaddi]

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter

I'm flattered stranger but it looks like the Moo man is handing out a spanking

Strange… yes, that I am…but a stranger, no. I am familiar as in family.

[plexiprs]

Just keeping this at the top of the message list ... BUMP!

[brianwalden]

Can the innauguration be on the 15th? I feel the ides are a fitting day for our esteemed mayor to take office.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by brianwalden

Can the inauguration be on the 15th? I feel the ides are a fitting day for our esteemed mayor to take office.

I am feeling that, with the considerable number of votes, a run-off election will be appropriate. Howsabout a Mayday inaugural?

[DubintheDam]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

I am feeling that, with the considerable number of votes, a run-off election will be appropriate. Howsabout a Mayday inaugural?

The sooner the better. Lets get this over and done with and move on....like the next phase....political scandal erupts, deputy is asked to take the rains, calming major social unrest and violent threats on said Mayor....you just know how these things go....

[brianwalden]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

I am feeling that, with the considerable number of votes, a run-off election will be appropriate.

This whole election was your idea, it's your choice. But if you're looking for input I think a runoff is a good idea - who wants a mayor who received less than 1/3 of the total votes?

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Howsabout a Mayday inaugural?

If we're going for the first of the month, April Fool's Day would have been the perfect day to honor our mayor.

[Hendu3270]

Originally Posted by brianwalden

Newbies are going to be awfully confused when they see a thread about ****ing a pipe.

Now that's freakin' funny!!!

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by DubintheDam

The sooner the better. Lets get this over and done with and move on....like the next phase....political scandal erupts, deputy is asked to take the rains, calming major social unrest and violent threats on said Mayor....you just know how these things go....

We have a quorum. We have a runnoft.

Cast your final vote for the runnofts at:

Now! Here! Vote for Mayor - The Run Off