Now! Here! Vote for Mayor - The Run Off

[Dzrtrat]

This thread is just to funny...great sport guys.

[BrSpiritus]

Originally Posted by DubintheDam

Oh boy....I'm surprised it's gotten so close....looks like there's been a last minute turnaround. Perhaps it's time I make a campaign video...you know the sort....the stuff they didn't tell you about Mr.Moo....and the stuff YOU need to know. Emmhhh...ponder, ponder.

No offense to Mr Moo but I voted for ya Dublin, love your youtube videos and there's just something special about being taught the intricasies of pipe smoking by someone with a soft Irish brogue.

BrSpiritus

[dmkerr]

Is there a Mister Moo around here? I want to verify his order... 200 tanks, 1000 rocket launchers, 5000 Uzis, 62 tons of C-4 and 100 50 ft rolls of piano wire. It says something about a military coup, whatever that means. Can you please verify so I can ship? Thanks.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Dzrtrat

This thread is just to funny...great sport guys.

Too funny? Great sport? Oh yeah, right. I mean, I am sitting here taking a public asswhipping in my own thread which is just hysterical. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you're enjoying yourself.

You like that?

Sickko.

[plexiprs]

Now Mooooooooo baby ..... it isn't like you are in the running to be the next Messiah; Barry has that position sewn up till the coup.

You are letting a core of anger, discontent and hostility wear through that microscopic veneer of compassion, civility, and loving-kindness we all have come to know and occasionally appreciate.

Forget about Mayor. Look at DC, Detroit, Frisco ...... losers each and all.

Set your sights on Senator ..... that is the way to true Pipedom Power and Control ...

And now, the distinguished and Honorable Senator of Pipeville, his Majesty, Moo!

[Dylan Cerling]

See, this is where the two party system breaks down!

I mean, we've got the Dubocrats and the Remooblicans, but where do the candidates stand on the issues!?


Edit:

Voted.

I don't want any trouble! I don't want any trouble!

[Kubas]

I've got to give a vote for Dub. If it were not for him I would not have found this forum.

[DubintheDam]

The people have spoken, they want CHANGE. It's epidemic. I do believe we maybe on the verge of a historic shift in community politics. But LADIES and gentlemen...STEADY! The final votes have yet to be tallied.

[tgmad1983]

If you give a damn vote for dubinthedam!!!

[Mister Moo]

(Hmmmm. SENATOR of the Pipe Forum... that does have a nice ring to it.)

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by Kubas

I've got to give a vote for Dub. If it were not for him I would not have found this forum.

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by DubintheDam

I can't believe I missed this first time 'round! I rolled on the floor over this. Beautiful, Dub!

[dogsplayinpoker]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

(Hmmmm. SENATOR of the Pipe Forum... that does have a nice ring to it.)

That's the better stage for you Moo.
Wider exposure, less work and if you move one state down, all you have to do is stay alive to keep your job.

[VFD421]

I was thinking, shouldn't there be some kind of debate between the candidates ?

[brianwalden]

Originally Posted by VFD421

I was thinking, shouldn't there be some kind of debate between the candidates ?

That would be too sensible. This is more like buying an estate pipe from an unknown seller on eBay. You get a few snapshots and an overly flattering description to go by and hope all turns out well. If the eBay pipe doesn't live up to your expectations, you might sell it off to someone else six months later so you can replace it with a better pipe - well the same will happen to our mayor if he turns out to be a poor smoker.