Now! Here! Vote for Mayor - The Run Off

[Mister Moo]

This is it - it's the r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

Vote for your choice of Mayor of the Pipe Forum.

Plurality winner. End of story.

The tamper goes to the engraver this week.

[DubintheDam]

I only voted for Moo because I couldn't vote for myself and Baylock would be far too much the gent and not corruptible enough. Off course Mr.Moo will have a poll slide within a matter of a weeks of taking office...thereafter I shall rule, eh hem...I mean represent...unchallenged for quite some time. All in the name of community service second to none. The comeback campaign starts here. Vote for Dub...a man who knows what YOU want and how to get it.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by DubintheDam

...Off course Mr.Moo will have a poll slide within a matter of a weeks of taking office...thereafter I shall rule, eh hem...I mean represent...unchallenged for quite some time.

Hah! I have already promised JohnnyFlake that he will be the power behind the throne if I am elected. You would have to be the power behind the power behind the throne.

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Hah! I have already promised JohnnyFlake that he will be the power behind the throne if I am elected. You would have to be the power behind the power behind the throne.

The deal is when you send me the NIB Dunhill you promised, you'll get my vote. Even pipe whores have their standards.

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by dmkerr

The deal is when you send me the NIB Dunhill you promised, you'll get my vote. Even pipe whores have their standards.

Trust me. Trust me.

[Mad Hatter]

Originally Posted by Mister Moo

Hah! I have already promised JohnnyFlake that he will be the power behind the throne if I am elected. You would have to be the power behind the power behind the throne.

Already getting a case of Moogalomania I see

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter

Already getting...

Already have.

[SmokinJohnny]

Whoever wins, I suggest we all celebrate with a good latakia blast.

[dogsplayinpoker]

Can't help it, had to go Moo(daughter can pronounce his name. Blaylock, not yet and I don't want her saying anything with "Dam" in it yet. Also has a thing for blinky-cows) . It's like real politics. Soooo many solid, qualified candidates to choose from....

[Dgar]

Originally Posted by dogsplayinpoker

Can't help it, had to go Moo(daughter can pronounce his name. Blaylock, not yet and I don't want her saying anything with "Dam" in it yet. Also has a thing for blinky-cows) . It's like real politics. Soooo many solid, qualified candidates to choose from....

Those all sound like good reasons, and thats the type of thinking that will put the right man in office.


Im still undecided, Im hoping for a corrupt election where votes are bought sold and traded. We dont have anyone from Chicago on the ballot do we???

[Mister Moo]

Vote, vote, vote - c'mon - everybody vote.

Although blaylock and dubinthedam are certainly qualified for the elevated responsibilities of Mayor of the Pipe Forum, I can only speak for the Mister Moo candidacy. The dangerous conflict-of-interest problems that arise from having a mod-Mayor have been openly discussed and it's too bad that blaylock is living under this dark, threatening cloud. It will probably ruin his candidacy, no fault of his own, and cause a lot of unjustifed disharmony within the community. I wish we could find a way to stop the rumors and fear mongering. And speaking of fear mongering, all the baseless dubinthedam innuendo about having a YouTube star as Mayor simply so he can manipulate the forum membership to raise his video view-count is unseemly. There are probably a few things in dubs video past he'd rather forget and, if there are, I hope they don't come out until after the election. Fortunately the liberal laws in The Netherlands will probably work in his favor for a few more weeks.

I look forward to six-months of milk and honey fostered by an enlightened regime with your interests secondary to my own.

[BrSpiritus]

I have to ask a noob question here, but what exactly does the mayor of the forum do?

[brianwalden]

Originally Posted by BrSpiritus

I have to ask a noob question here, but what exactly does the mayor of the forum do?

Good question. There's never been a mayor before so I don't think anyone knows for sure. The way the first mayor governs will probably set the precedent for future administrations. I think the role is largely ceremonial and tongue-in-cheek - at least until our new mayor declares war on the cigar forum and implements a heavy tax to pay for it.

[dmkerr]

Originally Posted by BrSpiritus

I have to ask a noob question here, but what exactly does the mayor of the forum do?

Absolutely nothing. And who better to do nothing than Mr Moo?

Actually, he's promised us all brand new Dunhills if we vote for him. Oh, wait... what's that I see? Could it be? Is is! Take a look!

[DubintheDam]

Oh boy....I'm surprised it's gotten so close....looks like there's been a last minute turnaround. Perhaps it's time I make a campaign video...you know the sort....the stuff they didn't tell you about Mr.Moo....and the stuff YOU need to know. Emmhhh...ponder, ponder.