How do I persuade the wife?

[Pypkius]

I am glad I have an understanding and ''supportive'' wife. She is very against ciggies, but does not mind me smoking my pipe in the house, only occasionally making remarks ''horse shite'' and leaving the room, which turns out to be even better!
I bought a tin of Sunset breeze, but I don't like it, and I hate cobs either, but she sometimes smokes this tobac in a cob!! so it looks like she will eventually take care of the tobak that I dont know what to do with, and will only smoke my cob which i don't want. A win-win situation!

[Professor Mike]

My greatgrandmother was a small,highly opinionated,whiteman hating,mean as a cotonmouth choctaw indian. She smoked a cob pipe,chewed tobacco, drank moonshine and lived to be 104. I rest my case.

Prof' Mike

[dennis569]

Originally Posted by wharfrathoss

just buy her jewelry or get her drunk, works for most other things!

That's how it works in my house! Every time I buy a new pipe or large order of tobacco
it always costs me double. She has to get a new ring or something.

[bigkev77]

Tell her "its my way or the highway"

Yes I'm single.