This is a discussion on Piper's Daily Dame within the General Pipe Forum forums, part of the Pipe Smokers Forums category; Just for you Kyle! A bit more Audrey. (one of my favorites as well)
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Look, I'm no misogynist. But a woman well trained in the arts of homemaking is a treasure these days. Men and women aren't made the way they used to be. Women that can sew, cook, be a good wife and mother, keep a home in shape, etc? And take pride in that? That's a woman. A man that would rather mow his lawn than pay someone else to, fix things men should be able to fix, make time for his kids and wife, sacrifice personal time to support his family, etc? That's a man.
And anytime I hear people complain about the opposite sex, that's what I tell 'em. You want a girlfriend that isn't a clone of every other tawdry 20-something? Cut your hair, shave, and stop talking like a frat bro POS. Create your own playing field, you'll be amazed how many women want to switch games.
Kyle, you hit the nail on the head brother! I do want to brag for a minute...the good Lord Blessed me with who you are talking about! What I mean is that I am so lucky to have me a beautiful, yet "old-fashioned" wife! She is a stay at home mommy & wife (by OUR choice), she is one of the best darn cooks alive (IMHO...just look how fat I am!), she takes pride in her home, keeps it clean, has created a beautiful environment for us to live in, takes wonderful care of three children, and to be honest...does all of this and is still much smarter than I! I love it!
She undoubtedly beautiful and classy. Her smile is intoxicating. But a certain comedy routine she does makes it very hard for me to take her seriously. Every time I see her, I picture her drying her tongue with a paper towel