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Do the ProbateGeek

This is a discussion on Do the ProbateGeek within the General Pipe Forum forums, part of the Pipe Smokers Forums category; Originally Posted by AStateJB That's the one! I apologize gentlemen, apparently that post was either inappropriate or offensive as it ...

  
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    Disillusioned Freethinker AStateJB's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by AStateJB View Post
    That's the one!
    I apologize gentlemen, apparently that post was either inappropriate or offensive as it has garnered negative RG from a moderator. I will strive to be less of a trouble maker from now on.
    Hangin' out with Friends

  2. #62

    Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes sweater88's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Don't worry bro, i was not offended at all, and the comment was made my beard! hell, i posted the FG vid after your initial comment. Good natured ribbing in my book
    "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets"-----Ron Swanson

  3. #63

    Disillusioned Freethinker AStateJB's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by sweater88 View Post
    Don't worry bro, i was not offended at all, and the comment was made my beard! hell, i posted the FG vid after your initial comment. Good natured ribbing in my book
    Oh, the negative RG didn't have anything to do with what you posted, Joe...
    Hangin' out with Friends

  4. #64

    Dosidicus Pipa Desertlifter's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    Well here's my entry but as you can see from the picture you can understand why I choose to have the avatar!!
    At least you have the beard!

    Nice pipe btw - what is it?
    Pro Patria Vigilans................... My tobacco cellar

  5. #65

    Elder Puffer Fish Leader ouirknotamuzd's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    yaknow..I feel kinda goofy....all I saw was a bunch of you knuckleheads with this avatar and I didn't even know about this thread...oh well, I've already been told that my poetry sucks, so I guess I can officially "Do the ProbateGeek"..



    I know you can't see what I'm wearing under my magnificent facial hair, but, in the spirit of this homage to Terry, I donned my bespoke Saville Row double-breasted pinstripe with a paisley tie...

    Pinhead Jr.: "bullshit, Dude..you were wearin' a t-shirt that read "Beer, it's not just for breakfast, anymore"

    anywho, guess I have to fire up some 1792 and make the Terry experience complete...maybe my poetry can get even worse, now

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    Sot-weed Bohemian freestoke's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by ouirknotamuzd View Post
    "1792, it's not just for breakfast, anymore"
    Just a small editorial change, doing the ProbateGeek in spirit.
    Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". -- Andy Rooney

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    A Squid founder, retired ProbateGeek's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by ouirknotamuzd View Post
    ...oh well, I've already been told that my poetry sucks, so I guess I can officially "Do the ProbateGeek"...
    ...maybe my poetry can get even worse, now
    No, sir. You can't just come in here and SAY your poetry is bad, you've got to show us. Like so:

    There once was a piper named Pete,
    with a beard clear down to his feet.
    His cigars bombs? Quite famous,
    so he would never dare blame us
    for calling him nothing but "Sweet".

    THAT is how one does bad poetry. So put your money where your mouth is, my friend - if you can find it under that magnificent mop you're sporting (just follow the stem up).
    1792 Flake was first produced in 1830, exactly 139 years before man walked on the moon. Coincidence?

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    Puff's Resident Evil Dr. Dr. Plume's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by ProbateGeek View Post
    No, sir. You can't just come in here and SAY your poetry is bad, you've got to show us. Like so:

    There once was a piper named Pete,
    with a beard clear down to his feet.
    His cigars bombs? Quite famous,
    so he would never dare blame us
    for calling him nothing but "Sweet".

    THAT is how one does bad poetry. So put your money where your mouth is, my friend - if you can find it under that magnificent mop you're sporting (just follow the stem up).
    What is a poetry slam for pipe smokers called? Perf? Perfect...
    "The pipe gives a wise man time to think, and a fool something to stick in his mouth." My puny cellar http://www.tobaccocellar.com/Dr.%20Plume

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader ouirknotamuzd's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by ProbateGeek View Post
    No, sir. You can't just come in here and SAY your poetry is bad, you've got to show us. Like so:

    There once was a piper named Pete,
    with a beard clear down to his feet.
    His cigars bombs? Quite famous,
    so he would never dare blame us
    for calling him nothing but "Sweet".

    THAT is how one does bad poetry. So put your money where your mouth is, my friend - if you can find it under that magnificent mop you're sporting (just follow the stem up).
    hmmmmmmmmm...

    There once was a piper named Terry,
    who's noggin is not very hairy,
    he once bid "adieu",
    to his beloved '92
    and his chums thought that notion quite scary.

    Pinhead Jr.: "Dude, I gotta admit...that was pretty bad"

    Me: "thanks, little dude..I did my worst"

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    A Squid founder, retired ProbateGeek's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Let's all welcome Pete into the Puff Pitiful Poet's Society! (PPPS for short)
    Though with the frightful reference to the 1792, he's obviously a fantasy writer at heart.

    1792 Flake was first produced in 1830, exactly 139 years before man walked on the moon. Coincidence?

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    Sot-weed Bohemian freestoke's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Once upon a pipe full dreary, pondering smoke both weak and weary,
    Bored with many a quaint and curious cellared jar of kake ,
    While he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of someone gently rapping, rapping at his chamber door.
    " 'Tis the UPS man!" he shouted , "Bringing me my flake galore!;
    1792 forevermore!"
    Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter". -- Andy Rooney

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    A Squid founder, retired ProbateGeek's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Quote Originally Posted by freestoke View Post
    Once upon a pipe full dreary, pondering smoke both weak and weary,
    Bored with many a quaint and curious cellared jar of kake ,
    While he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of someone gently rapping, rapping at his chamber door.
    " 'Tis the UPS man!" he shouted , "Bringing me my flake galore!;
    1792 forevermore!"
    EXCELLENT ending, Jim. As for the rest, it sounds vaguely familiar. . .
    1792 Flake was first produced in 1830, exactly 139 years before man walked on the moon. Coincidence?

  13. #73

    Maturing Puffer Fish JohnnyDarkside's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    Here I smoke, broken hearted,
    Tried to light, but was thwarted.
    Biting wind and aching chest,
    Take a puff but dump the rest.

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    CRT #1984, CRA #99974873 szyzk's Avatar


     

    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    All you Squares need to feel the Beat...

    Latakia I've tried you all and now I'm nothing.
    Latakia nine dollars and twenty-seven cents for a tin.
    I can't light my own pipe.
    Latakia when will we taste you again from Syria?
    Go light yourself with your wooden matches
    I don't feel good I smoked too much Royal Yacht.
    I won't light my pipe till I'm in my right mind.
    Latakia when will you be angelic?
    When will you shed yourself of Orientals?
    When will you look at yourself through the smoke?
    When will you be worthy of your million Sobranie-knockoffs?
    Latakia why are your blends full of VAs?
    Latakia when will you taste less of burned oak?
    I'm sick of your insane demands.
    When can I go into the supermarket and buy Bengal Slices with my good looks?
    Latakia after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
    Your Turkishness is too much for me.
    You made me want to be a blender.
    There must be some other way to settle this argument.


    It would have gone on longer but I became bored. Also, I'm really sorry Allen - you deserve better.
    Never trust anyone over 30.


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    Re: Do the ProbateGeek

    I haven't smoked a pipe since my days of waccy tobaccy decades ago- but at least I know what the heck is going on around here now.. and I have a new perspective / respect for whom I may be dealing with!

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