OK, let's admit it. Many of us have at least one pipe that is so hideous that you wouldn't smoke it in private, let alone public. Whether a gift from an over-enthusiastic friend or relative, an accidental click on the internet, a drunken dare or just poor taste, we do have these monstrosities.
I offer an opportunity for catharsis. Post your moose. Perhaps not proudly, but at least in good company. Here's my own particular favourite shame:
My excuse is that it came unbidden as a bonus with a lot from eBay.