Well it's been one of those days. Overslept and all my soldiers beat me to formation (I had to do pushups for them), tripped on the sill of the Jeep and fell flat on my face...in a puddle, forgot my ID, slipped on a piece of paper in my office and cracked my head on the desk, and locked my car keys in my office. Then, to add insult to injury, I finally got home and into some comfortable clothes and sat down in chair out back with my MM Country Gentlemen with some Scottish Kake. About halfway through I fumbled the pipe and almost dropped it. I managed to catch it by the bowl with the stem down. Got a nice mouthful of "pipe juice" for my troubles. Completely ruined the experience.
I think I'm going to make a nice stiff drink and then go to bed. I've had it. I'm done with this day!