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Men want women like......

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    Puffer Fish with many spikes Hambone1's Avatar


     

    Men want women like......

    The bad man want women like cigarettes…. slender, trim, to be selected without much thought, set aflame and when the flame has subsided, discarded.

    The fastidious man wants his women to be like cigars…. more expensive, better appearance and which smolder quietly.

    The good man wants his women to be like a pipe …. something gets attached to, knocks gently but lovingly, fondles in a dreamy way and gives the greatest care and attention.

    A man will give you his cigarettes, offer you a cigar, but never shares his pipe!
    Puffers will push you down the slippery slope of PAD/TAD! Get out while you can!

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    Elder Puffer Fish Leader Deuce Da Masta's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    Clever analogy

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    Puffer Fish with many spikes x6ftundx's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

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    Well I want this in a woman!
    Last edited by x6ftundx; 08-27-2013 at 06:14 PM.

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    The Cheese stands alone Commander Quan's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    You should work for Hallmark. I'd buy that card.
    “In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

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    Re: Men want women like......

    Where do bristled pipe cleaners fit in this analogy?

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    Re: Men want women like......

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    Well I want this in a woman!

    Wish I could get my wife to do this! She loves a good cigar and herfs with me all the time, but It'd be cool to sit out on the patio on a cool night and smoke a pipe together. I've even offered to buy her one but each time I get the "women DON'T smoke pipes!" schpiel.

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    Wizard of the puff shire Gandalf The Gray's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    I want a women like a tooth brush....That way no matter how dirty I get she will always keep me clean......That was horrible.

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    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris0673 View Post
    Wish I could get my wife to do this! She loves a good cigar and herfs with me all the time, but It'd be cool to sit out on the patio on a cool night and smoke a pipe together. I've even offered to buy her one but each time I get the "women DON'T smoke pipes!" schpiel.
    If u get one for her for Christmas she can't say no!!!!

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    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf The Gray View Post
    I want a women like a tooth brush....That way no matter how dirty I get she will always keep me clean......That was horrible.
    That's better than saying if she touches the toilet you have to get rid of her.

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    Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes jurgenph's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias Lutz View Post
    Where do bristled pipe cleaners fit in this analogy?
    quite possibly in the same category as pipe filters...


    J.

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    Wizard of the puff shire Gandalf The Gray's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias Lutz View Post
    That's better than saying if she touches the toilet you have to get rid of her.
    That leaves the door wide open to interpretation my friend . The dentists says you have to change you're toothbrush every 3 months or so

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    Re: Men want women like......

    All this talk of good pipes reminds me that I also appreciate a great rack.
    "Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." - Quentin Crisp

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    Puffer Fish with some spikes BrSpiritus's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf The Gray View Post
    The dentists says you have to change you're toothbrush every 3 months or so
    Toothbrushes get worn out and fall apart but the love of a good woman is forever (good woman being defined as 1) supportive of pipe smoking 2) is willing to compromise on TAD)

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    Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes jurgenph's Avatar


     

    Re: Men want women like......

    this thread made me dig up the only cobb i still have, and stuff it with some escudo... one of these nights i'm going to revisit this pipe thing.


    J.

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    Re: Men want women like......

    Quote Originally Posted by jurgenph View Post
    this thread made me dig up the only cobb i still have, and stuff it with some escudo... one of these nights i'm going to revisit this pipe thing.


    J.
    Adding another notch on my pipe rack!
    Puffers will push you down the slippery slope of PAD/TAD! Get out while you can!

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