A Pipe Tobacco Contest...

[Neuromancer]

I will be asking several questions, and the answers cannot be googled, however they all can be found here on Club Stogie. Some rules:

1) You've been here longer than 90 days at the time of your posting your first set of answers.

2) You must have at least 100 posts when you post your first set of answers.

3) You may only make one post in any given twenty-four hour period.

4) NO POST EDITING! That will disqualify you for that day.

5) If possible post a pic of the damage when you receive the prize box to make the others drool.

Question #1: What is the name of my favorite pipe tobacco? Name must be in the format brandname varietyname.

Question #2: I have two favorite pipes...name one, format makername stylename.

Question #3: I have two favorite pipes...name the other, format makername stylename.

Question #4: This is a three-parter: The prize is said to be similar to a more well-known historic tobacco...name that tobacco, name the famous smoker of that tobacco, and name the fictional name he is said to have given it when writing about his smoking experiences.

Question #5: Who is the KING-SIZED NERD on this board that actually had the nerve to call me a nerd?

Question #6: This is a two-parter: Who needs a football helmet to be allowed to herf with the South Florida Gorillas and what did he used to be? And the actual name of what he was or either of two more well-known nicknames for this will do...
Question #7: What is the first name of my cigar-smokin' pistol-packin' blond girlfriend.

The prize will be a sealed 1/2 pound tin of Cornell & Diehl's #531 Yale Mixture (an English), as pictured here:



Just for the hell of it I'm also going to throw in a just opened 100g tin of Paul Olsen's My Own Blend #111 (a Va/Per):



...and whatever else I have hanging around that I feel like throwing in as I am getting overcrowded with open tins and bags of tobacco (I suffer from TAD) and above said pistol packin' girlfriend has given me orders to clean it up a bit.

Ready, set, GO!

[Kayak_Rat]

WOW!!!! That some tough stuff.

[Neuromancer]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

WOW!!!! That some tough stuff.

Actually, not tough at all...all of the answers are here on Club Stogie except #4, and I'll give you a hint...this is the pipe forum...the contest is for pipe tobacco...so the answers would be where?

[Millow]

I have that same tin of "My Own Blend" and it is very good. Just saying.

[ShawnP]

1. McClelland's St. James Woods
2. Dunhill Shell Briar Churchwarden 4603
3. Peterson XL315
4. Original Cravens Mixture,
5.
6. Ron1YY, Marine
7. Marie Easy one because it's my wife's name.

Well this wasn't easy, I did my best


I shall bow out to the others now.


Shawn

[Neuromancer]

Nice, Shawn...quite a few hits...just a little more research and another try...

[White97Jimmy]

1- S.Gawith Bob's Chocolate Flake
2- Meerschaum (although in the post it doesn't say which one)
3- Peterson XL315
4- Original Craven's Mixture, JM Barrie, Arcadia Mixture
5- Alpedhuez55
6- Ron1YY, Marine
7- Marie

[Neuromancer]

Another nice try...you guys are gonna get this too fast...nice hits here, a few wrong though...

[sgresso]

1- Esoterica Penzance
2-Peterson XL315
3- Peterson #303
4- Original Craven's Mixture, JM Barrie, Arcadia Mixture
5- Alpedhuez55
6- Ron1YY, Marine
7- Marie


my guesses

1 McClelland's St. James Woods
2 Altinay meerschaum
3 Peterson XL315
4 Original Craven's Mixture, JM Barrie, Arcadia Mixture
5 Alpedhuez55
6 Ron1YY, Marine
7 Marie

hard, yes, i very much think so

oh vell

Root

[ShawnP]

Day 2.

1. McClelland's St. James Woods
2. Dunhill Shell Briar Churchwarden 4603
3. Peterson XL315
4. Original Craven's Mixture, JM Barrie, Arcadia Mixture
5. Alpedhuez55
6. Ron1YY, Marine
7. Marie Easy one because it's my wife's name.


My last guess.

Shawn

[Neuromancer]

Shawn...you gotta wait 24 hours to guess again...rule #3...but I can tell you guys this...all of the correct answers have turned up here in various guesses, except for one...

[ShawnP]

Originally Posted by Neuromancer

Shawn...you gotta wait 24 hours to guess again...rule #3...but I can tell you guys this...all of the correct answers have turned up here in various guesses, except for one...

Sorry man, thinking next day not 24hours.


My bad.


Shawn

[Alpedhuez55]

Originally Posted by Neuromancer

Question #5: Who is the KING-SIZED NERD on this board that actually had the nerve to call me a nerd?

I stand by ny statement. Anyone who makes a post about what Billy Mumy looks like as an adult is without a doubt:

[SIZE="5"]THE BIGGEST NERD IN CLUB STOGIE[/SIZE]

But calling me a big nerd!!! While you were home watching Lost in Space reruns in your basement after School, I was playing Football and getting hummers from Cheerleaders. And in my spare time I was playing Bass in Speed Metal and Hard Core Punk Bands. I even had a some of groupies including a cute 23 year old Brunette Grad Student who wanted write "Mike f#$%ed Me Here" in the dressing room of every Boston Night Club. That was a fun Winter/Spring for a 17 year old!!!

I was going to go home, have a few beers and get your PIF package ready to ship, but something tells me that some of the fine English Blends I was going to send you will become aromatics. Once the beer works through my system I will add some Recycled Harpoon IPA casing to it. You may want to let it dry a bit before you smoke it?

[Neuromancer]

Originally Posted by Alpedhuez55

I stand by ny statement. Anyone who makes a post about what Billy Mumy looks like as an adult is without a doubt:

[SIZE="5"]THE BIGGEST NERD IN CLUB STOGIE[/SIZE]

But calling me a big nerd!!! While you were home watching Lost in Space reruns in your basement after School, I was playing Football and getting hummers from Cheerleaders. And in my spare time I was playing Bass in Speed Metal and Hard Core Punk Bands. I even had a some of groupies including a cute 23 year old Brunette Grad Student who wanted write "Mike f#$%ed Me Here" in the dressing room of every Boston Night Club. That was a fun Winter/Spring for a 17 year old!!!

I was going to go home, have a few beers and get your PIF package ready to ship, but something tells me that some of the fine English Blends I was going to send you will become aromatics. Once the beer works through my system I will add some Recycled Harpoon IPA casing to it. You may want to let it dry a bit before you smoke it?

Thanks for your resume, but I've got twenty years on you, and trust me, you don't want to compare notes with me...and the sport was baseball...sliding into second base helped me learn how to slide into more beds with more hotties than you can dream of in your best day...and I can assure you I still had time for sci-fi reruns...so, now that our testosterone-induced pissing contest has reached it's conclusion, back to the contest...