Is there a Hollywood in Missouri?

[Secret Pipe Santa]

Santa is confused. He thought Hollywood was in California.
Just kidding, Dave. Santa still knows his way to Cape Girardeau. I've been there often enough.
Something will a little age on it, huh? I don't think Mrs. Claus would like to hear that you referred to her that way, you naughty boy.

Ho, Ho, Ho! You'd better have a big chimney in case my sack comes down sideways!

[hollywood]

Hiya Santa,

Glad to hear you remember where I'm at! My stockings are already hung with care! I'll leave the matches and the tamper out for you!


ps- might want to have the doctor look at your sideways sack!? could be a sign of something serious!?

and tell Mrs. Clause she can come pick up her delicates whenever she gets a chance!!