Root - A Christmas Dilemma

[Secret Pipe Santa]

[SIZE="3"]You certainly left Santa a long wish-list this year, Root. You must have been very, very good. I put the elves to labour in the shop and they left me a table covered with very nice gifts for any pipe smoker who has been good all year long.

Trouble is, most of them look very nice for Santa, too. Mrs. Claus, who knows everything, told me it is far better to give than to receive. Sometimes I'd like to give Mrs. Claus a

Can you say exactly how good you've been, Little Root? Maybe if you explain really clear it will help me guide my sleigh to your house.[/SIZE]

Give Mrs Claus a What?

Oh Santa i am but a humble promoter of smoking leaf from a hollow piece of wood. I do what i can and can not be a judge of how that affects the jungle. So if i've been bad or good, it is not for me to say. I know you understand Santa. And if it was up to me I'd say have at what you like on the table and have a very merry Christmas.


Root

[Alpedhuez55]

I think Root has been a bad boy. I am in the process of moving soon, and Root sent me a pipe bomb. This means I have even more to move. And he knows I was in an accident and have a bad back!!!

[CigarGal]

Santa, you have to use your best judgement...after all-you are SANTA-resist temptation and do what is right. Although, if you decide that Root has been a bad boy, then I can tell you that...er...I've been a very good girl...honest.

[Mister Moo]

From where I stand he's a cigar, tea, pipe, artistical and tobacco bomber, Santa. I think he means to be good (like Cigargal and me) but he is out of control. I like you James, but I'm not about to lie to Santa for anyone.

[motownflip]

get 'em santa!!!!

[Secret Pipe Santa]

[SIZE="3"]Word at the Pole is Root is an OK bloke. I have to manage my time better this year so I passed your stocking on to a friend of a friend. He was supposed to do the down-the-chimney thing on Christmas eve, but my cellphone rang this morning and friend of friend was fantic - he has to be out of town on Christmas eve and he said you have no chimney. Better look on your doorstep for something to put under the tree.

Rookies! I'm working with rookies! For all I know he left it in the parking lot. If there's nothing on your doorstep, go outside and look around under the bushes. Ho ho ho.[/SIZE]

Well Santa got me today and he didn't even use the post office. Yep, he walked right in the front door. That Santa i tell ya, no cookies for him, a cup of gunpowder tea and a bowl of Old Gowrie did him fine.

The fine damage done by old St. Nick

One hell of a cute nose burner (can a pipe be cute?) with original box and instructions that are a hoot.
Another small pipe which looks alot like one of yours Dan . I forget the marker, help?
A tin of GW Squadron Leader, new to me.
And a packet of brislte pipe cleaners. Really good on this one Santa i was getting low on the these.

Enjoy your samples Dan and thank you for the vist.

Root

[Secret Pipe Santa]

[SIZE="3"]Santa was sweating bullets over the rookie - Merry Christmas Mr. & Mrs. Root. Design Berlin she is.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Secret Pipe Santa;647141][FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="3"] he said you have no chimney. . [/"QUOTE]


He best get some glasses, my chimney in is right behind my mantle and above my fire place.

Root

[Mister Moo]

Originally Posted by Secret Pipe Santa

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[SIZE=3]Rookies! I'm working with rookies! ... Ho ho ho.[/SIZE]

Root - the man owned up and admitted he sent a third stringer to cover. Count your blessings - your gift could have been mixed up with a surprise delivery from Secret Proctologist Santa. Ooooooooooo! I hate it when that happens.

[wij]

Good job Santa, Root is from some of the best stock.

[ShawnP]

Good job Santa!!!!!

Enjoy Root those look prett nice



Merry Christmas guys


Shawn