The Gorilla

[Redman]

Everyone can thank my wife for this one, hope it dosen't offend anyone.





The Gorilla

A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult
to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie, a
redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's
cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they
might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.

The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following 4 conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The
park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park
administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.

And last of all Eddie stated "You've got to give me another week to come
up with the $500.00."

[LSU_Stogie]

ROFL great stuff...stupid inbreeders from alabama!

[Wu9lf]

haha...I had a feeling that was coming.

[Ms. Floydp]

Rednecks.... well...

[refill]

ouch