med students first day...

[spanky]

First-year students at a medical school were
receiving their first anatomy class with a real cadaver. They all
gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it
is necessary to have two (2) important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his
mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and
told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck
in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention."

[Papa Herf]

BRAVO!!! Good joke. And good lesson #2 for all of us!!