Yeah I stole this one too

[DKS]

This one click here if you must came from the cigar hut forums

World's Funniest Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"

[altbier]

A hunter was walking through the woods when he came upon a clearing. In the middle of the field was a beautiful woman sunbathing nude.

He walked slowly up to her. Unalarmed she sat up and smiled at him.

"He", he said
"Hello", she answered in a soft sexy voice.
"Are you game?" he asked.
She thought for a second, then smiled warmly and said, "Why yes, I am".
So he shot her.




Please no negative ring guage for that............