Gentle Thoughts For The Day

[radar]

Birds of a feather flock together
and crap on your car.
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end
of his chain and gag himself.
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If you can't be kind,
at least have the decency to be vague.
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Don't assume malice for what
stupidity can explain.
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say
the right thing at the right time, but also to
leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your
fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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The easiest way to find something lost around
the house is to buy a replacement.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
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If you think there is good in everybody, you just
haven't met everybody.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.
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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."

[ProSpkr]

Originally Posted by radar

Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."

You got that right!

[floydp]

Funny chit and its amazing how true some of them are.

[RPB67]

Nice one. Thanks for these jokes I bring them to my office daily and get lots of laughs.

[galaga]

[SIZE=5]Don't assume malice for what
stupidity can explain.[/SIZE]

I can really identify with this one!

[floydp]

Originally Posted by galaga

[SIZE=5]Don't assume malice for what
stupidity can explain.[/SIZE]

I can really identify with this one!

Ditto

[SeanGAR]

Well....this is the one I identify with.....

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your
fat have gotten to be really good friends.

[Jeff]

[SIZE=4]The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.[/SIZE]

I remember this well from childhood.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Jeff

[SIZE=4]The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.[/SIZE]

I remember this well from childhood.

Yes, you brought back some memories of my Mom...thanks!

[Da Klugs]

Missin ya Gary. The jackbooted ones are gaining ground.

[pinoyman]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

Missin ya Gary. The jackbooted ones are gaining ground.

Yah, How are you now Gary?!?!?

[IHT]

Originally Posted by Da Klugs

The jackbooted ones are gaining ground.

"decaf!"

that's a gentle thought. someone once told me that, instead of actually having to take action on a situation. a situation that was worse than the situation that happened a few weeks prior, yet this same person was the front-runner behind closed doors to the poor guy. but when it's one of his buddies, he fails to take actions and simply responds with, "decaf!"

so, the gentle thought of the day is: always make yourself look like the good guy in front of the masses.