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This is a discussion on Management Training within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He ...
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04-26-2005, 07:36 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" (hang on, this is really good......) The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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04-26-2005, 08:21 PM
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Re: Management Training
How very true it is!!
Thanks!! 
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04-26-2005, 09:57 PM
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Re: Management Training
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04-26-2005, 10:38 PM
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Re: Management Training
So true
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04-26-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: Management Training
I think I work for that guy!
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04-27-2005, 10:09 AM
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Re: Management Training
sad....................but true
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