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Old 10-09-2007, 09:54 PM   #1
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Fresh from her shower, the wife stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" She asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies.

She then asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Turns out he is actually still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:00 PM   #2
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I'm a brave man, so I think I'll show this one to my wife when she gets home. If I don't log on after tonight, you'll know what happened.
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:10 PM   #3
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LOL. That's great!
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:12 PM   #4
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You know the worse question a husband can hear...

Does this make me look fat?
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:17 PM   #5
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:49 AM   #6
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OH God that was funny.

Can I use that?

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Old 10-10-2007, 03:10 AM   #7
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That's good...
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:46 AM   #8
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good one...
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Old 10-10-2007, 04:56 AM   #9
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Old 10-10-2007, 07:59 AM   #10
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You know the worse question a husband can hear...

Does this make me look fat?
The most dangerous move is to answer this question honestly.
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Old 10-10-2007, 11:39 AM   #11
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The most dangerous move is to answer this question honestly.
The most dangerous move is to answer that question at all.
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:00 PM   #12
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ROFLMAO !!! Good One , I'll use it
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Old 10-17-2007, 01:37 PM   #13
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Old 10-17-2007, 02:41 PM   #14
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No sex for you 2 weeks.
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:09 PM   #15
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Dont think I'll be using that one.
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