Doctor will help...

[jhhop]

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy
in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he
felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor,
and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams,
and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say
that I believe I can help you."

"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and
buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your
clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until
you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands
and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the
grape using only your tongue."

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across
the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer
around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him
and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex
life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends,
Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor.

The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the
case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the
physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the
Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your
money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I
cannot help." The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped
our friends the Browns, now please, please help us." "Well, all
right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop
at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
cheerios..."