A lame golf joke

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So anyway these two co-workers meet on the elevator Monday morning and the one asks the other, "How did your golf date with the new female accountant go?" "Not so good" answered the other in a pained hoarse voice. "What" his buddy exclaimed, "I thought you were looking forward to getting to know Ms. Hottie a little better". "I was" said gravel throat "and I thought I was doing great. But she hit me in the throat with a 5 iron". "A WHAT?". "A 5 iron". "What in the heck prompted that?" his buddy asked. "That's just it. I don't know". "Wait a sec pal, something must have caused her to lay you out. Go through the round" "Okay" says the hoarse guy. "We get on the first tee and I lay one smack down the middle about 240 yards". "That sounds good". "Yeah that's what I thought" says Hoarsey. "Go on". "Well she tees off and slices it pretty hard to the left and you know how there's that pasture off to that side?". "Yeah, yeah. go on". Well I figure I'll be a gentleman and go over there and help find her ball". "Sounds good, but why'd she hit you?" "Hang on. So I look all around and no ball. Then just as we are about to give up I see this cow standing there munching on some grass. and I look a little closer and notice a golf ball in the cows, err, package. So I point to the ball and ask her "Does this look like yours?"