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Old 10-15-2007, 02:53 PM   #1
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Think I would have to demand a Parent Teacher Conference if I was the teacher.
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:54 PM   #2
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lmao Good stuff!
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:57 PM   #3
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Why?
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:21 PM   #4
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along the same line...



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Old 10-15-2007, 03:27 PM   #5
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along the same line...
oh now that is just going too far

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Old 10-15-2007, 03:27 PM   #6
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Looks like she's doing OK, kind of flat chested though.
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Sort of like the little girl in third grade at a Catholic School...

Nun asked little Sally what she wants to be when she goes up and Sally says a Prostitute... Nun faints dead away, when she recovers asks Sally again, Sally again replies a Prostitute... faints again, wakes uo, and says now Sally please repeat what you said slowly... Sally say, Pros-ti-tute, you know hooker. Nun, OH thank god... I thought you said Protestant
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Think I would have to demand a Parent Teacher Conference if I was the teacher.
Her mommy probably has one at home and dances on it for her strippersize class tht she got from Carmen Electra. Who's to say that mommy's portable pole is not used also for her adult pleasure with her hubby? Show to the parent and laugh about it....Yeah! Damand a Conference...I think not....
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Old 10-15-2007, 07:06 PM   #9
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Her mommy probably has one at home and dances on it for her strippersize class tht she got from Carmen Electra. Who's to say that mommy's portable pole is not used also for her adult pleasure with her hubby? Show to the parent and laugh about it....Yeah! Damand a Conference...I think not....
Ummmm....I'm thinking the dudes tossing dollars at Mommy might be the first clue that her pole is a bit more than an excercize tool for her and Daddy's enjoyment.
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Old 10-15-2007, 08:26 PM   #10
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I just blew Mountain Dew out my nose.
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This was a recent submission from one of my students. She's pleading with the professor (I'm a TA) to let her submit the test late. Check out the assignment title.
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Old 10-15-2007, 08:51 PM   #12
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Had to send this to some folks... reminds me of Bigswol2's avatar!
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