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Smokey Bob · 10-18-2007, 06:53 PM

12 year old Tommy comes home from school, slams the front door and screams, "MOM, I'm home", as he heads up the stairs to his room.

Mom comes running out of the kitchen and asks the boy how his day was.

Tommy replies, "pretty good, I got laid".

Mom pales and visibly shaken yells, "just wait till your father gets home, you shouldn't talk like that... GO TO YOUR ROOM".

A while later Dad comes home, slams the front door and yells, "Honey, I'm home".

His distraught wife describes her conversation with Tommy and demands that Dad do something about it. Their son is out of control and needs to be dealt with.

Dad finds it difficult to keep his true reaction off of his face. He adopts a shocked and concerned look and says, "he said he got LAID today?". Try as he might, little lights are shining in Dad's eyes and if you looked carefully, little smiles were trying to flash in the corners of his mouth.
Luckilly, his wife did not notice the struggle and stomped off.

Dad, raced to the boys bedroom, entered and asked, "Tommy, did you tell your mother you got laid today, it's not nice to lie!"

"But, I DID get laid today", Tommy declares adamantly.

Dad can't help himself. He is flushed with pride at his young son's conquest but concerned for his wife.

"Tommy, from now on, don't mention this to Mom, you can come and tell me if this happens again. Let's just keep it as our little secret".

"OK Dad', says Tommy, "and it is going to happen every chance I get" he said while making little pelvis thrusting motions, "I really like it!".

Dad spent the next day bragging to his co-workers about his studly son. At the end of the day, he runs to Tommy's room and asks "Well, did you get laid again today?".

Tommy looks up from the floor where he is playing and says...

"Heck no Dad, my butt is still sore from yesterday!".