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This is a discussion on Alligator Shoes within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A young blonde, from Louisiana, was on vacation and driving through the Florida Everglades She wanted to take home a ...
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05-10-2005, 05:47 PM
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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde, from Louisiana, was on vacation and driving through the Florida Everglades
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just have to go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,"Little lady, go give it a shot!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch her an alligator Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulled over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9 foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, and nails it right between the eyes and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more carcases, all lying on their backs.The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto it's back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out..... '"SHIT...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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05-10-2005, 06:10 PM
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LOL very funny!
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05-10-2005, 07:50 PM
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Damn I hate it when that happens.
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05-10-2005, 08:16 PM
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Very good .
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05-11-2005, 05:31 PM
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My wife and I were just laughing our asses off reading this, thanks! |
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05-19-2005, 05:42 PM
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Thats a keeper LMFAO
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05-20-2005, 11:09 AM
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I just spit coffee on my screen reading this joke
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