007

[The Pict]

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late ?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch & I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch ? What's so special about it ?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now ?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers !"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

[rottenzombie]

[illinoishoosier]

I couldn;t help but read that in Sean Connery's accent. I could see him saying that in a movie!

[Irons]

Wow! That was good an funny! Thank you very much for that!

[replicant_argent]

Thanks for the laugh. Great joke.

[Smokey Bob]

Very funny! Took me a heart beat or two to get it.

Thanks

[Cheeto]

Dang I need to write that one down, and use it sometime

[havana_lover]

good one brother!!!

[Sanitariumite]

Originally Posted by Cheeto

Dang I need to write that one down, and use it sometime

I was just thinking that! This should get a good laugh at the very least.

[GKitty217]

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I couldn;t help but read that in Sean Connery's accent. I could see him saying that in a movie!

At least I'm not the only one who did that.

Great joke.