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This is a discussion on Soldier and Nun within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll ...
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Maturing Puffer Fish
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Soldier and Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, "have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls ... I don't want to go to Iraq either." |
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Awaiting Confirmation
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just say no to stupid
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Evolving Lead Puffer Fish
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Groan
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They call it menopause because MAD COW was taken.
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Keystone Son
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Crude but cute....
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Displaced Wild Monkey
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Re: Soldier and Nun
Funny schtuff!!!
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Evolving Lead Gorilla
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Re: Soldier and Nun
I lol'd
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