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Old 11-12-2007, 08:35 PM   #1
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed.


A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, "have you seen a soldier?"



The nun replied, "He went that way."



After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."



The nun said, "I understand completely."



The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"



The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls ... I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:38 PM   #3
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Crude but cute....
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Funny schtuff!!!
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