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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

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Old 11-13-2007, 04:58 AM   #1
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[SIZE=4]A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim
librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on
suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him
over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no
bring it back!"



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Old 11-13-2007, 05:59 AM   #3
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great joke!

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Old 11-13-2007, 10:20 AM   #5
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:24 AM   #6
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:27 AM   #7
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Killer! Now I know how to speak proper like.
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Killer! Now I know how to speak proper like.
Hey Jimmy we'll have to get Pete to say that friday night. Don't fergit kiwi.

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