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Never Under Estimate a Cajun

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Old 11-14-2007, 10:28 PM   #1
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Never Under Estimate a Cajun

A lawyer and a cajun are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if the cajun would like to play a fun game. The cajun is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the cajun's attention, and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from Earth to the moon?" The cajun doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the cajun's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the cajun and hands him $500.

The cajun pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the cajun up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The cajun reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
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Old 11-14-2007, 10:29 PM   #2
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Re: Never Under Estimate a Cajun

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

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Old 11-14-2007, 10:31 PM   #3
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Re: Never Under Estimate a Cajun

Boonie! Even you deserve some RG for that one but CS won't let me give you any!!!
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Old 11-14-2007, 10:35 PM   #4
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Boonie! Even you deserve some RG for that one but CS won't let me give you any!!!
Das a good one! One of the better one's I've seen in a while. CS is keepin' the Cajun man down, it looks like!
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Old 11-14-2007, 10:43 PM   #5
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Boonie! Even you deserve some RG for that one but CS won't let me give you any!!!

I added some for you, but it only let me add 2, oh well
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Boonie! Even you deserve some RG for that one but CS won't let me give you any!!!
Keep representin Jimmeh!!!
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Thats great
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Re: Never Under Estimate a Cajun

Never trust a swamp rat! sounds like an Abbott & Costello routine.
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:46 AM   #9
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Thanks for the bumps and feedback guys. I'm emailing this to everyone I know back home too!
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"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to boonedoggle again."

Is the message I get when I try to bump you. Is CS getting "big brotherish" and wants to tell us who we can bump and when?
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LOL..... great joke Boone.

I tried to leave RG but it wouldn't let me. Said I needed to "spread it around a bit and besides, it might go to your head".
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LOL..... great joke Boone.

I tried to leave RG but it wouldn't let me. Said I needed to "spread it around a bit and besides, it might go to your head".
yep...I suppose that keeps people from getting massive amounts of RG at once! Then we'd all be IceHogs!
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thats a great joke
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