Elmo is born in Minnesota.

[replicant_argent]

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,putti ng the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement a s she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
Around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[Beagle Boy]

Hey dats funny don't you know

[macjoe53]

Funny. It was funny the first time it was posted also.
http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthr...highlight=elmo

[replicant_argent]

thank you for spending the time necessary to point out the fact I have made a search error or omission before I posted a joke.



Now please think about how bad I feel and how much time you have now invested in reading my response and the damages done to my fragile ego.



Go smoke a cigar and find a newbie to smack around.

[Beagle Boy]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

thank you for spending the time necessary to point out the fact I have made a search error or omission before I posted a joke.



Now please think about how bad I feel and how much time you have now invested in reading my response and the damages done to my fragile ego.



Go smoke a cigar and find a newbie to smack around.

not exactly the passive aggressive that we are supposed to be known for