Once upon a time, lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts

[germantown rob]

Once upon a time, lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the
Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch em, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the
antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and
for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left
satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment
of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less
and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the
King, with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story -

Pay your bills

[ttours]

SO that is what they mean by I need a little scratch!!

Thanks

[yourchoice]

That's friggin funny!

[Cheeto]

haha, that was great!

[Lorglath]

So gross it is great!

[Darrell]

That's ****ing great.

[macjoe53]

Before careful what you wish for and make sure you pay your debts.

[Ms. Detroit]

That was vey funny!!!

[Da Klugs]

Vintage GTR!

[Simplified]

[IceChant]

LOL.

[rottenzombie]