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Old 01-11-2008, 03:09 PM   #1
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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)

Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
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Arrrrrr... You're drivin me nuts.
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That's hilarious!!
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Old 01-11-2008, 05:16 PM   #4
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Have you guys heard about the new Pirate movie?
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Old 01-11-2008, 05:22 PM   #5
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Have you guys heard about the new Pirate movie?
The one rated ARRRRRRRR
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What kind of socks do pirates wear?


ARRRRRRRGYLE!!
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:51 PM   #7
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This pirate's met a few wenches that were a pirate's dream (NOT).....



























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LOL
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ARRRRRRRGYLE!!
I'll make ye walk the plank for that one matey, Boooo
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