Pick up lines that work on women

[Major Captain Silly]

1. If we were on the sun right now we wouldn't be on the sun because the sun is so hot it would vaporize us before we got within like a million miles from it.

2. You look alot like my first cousin whom I never dated.

3. Are you thinking about lemons because I am wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear and the lemon isn't represented on the Friut of the Loom label.

4. How many doors in your house?

5. I've been dreaming about a woman like you and animated, carniverous giant gumballs.

6. Have you ever hung wallpaper naked?

7. Tic tac?

8. If I said you had a beautiful body would you buy me the Enormous Slurpee?

9. If your name was Liverwurst I would change it to Liverbest!

10. When I look at you from certain angles, I get really dizzy.


MCS

[icehog3]

I like them.

[SmokeyJoe]

You know... that thing in the urinal wasn't really a "cake" and you should never... EVER... eat it.
It makes you halucinate.

[str8edg]

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

You know... that thing in the urinal wasn't really a "cake" and you should never... EVER... eat it.
It makes you halucinate.

No I don't think that line would work on girls

[Mr.Maduro]

There are some good ones

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[Texan in Mexico]

Originally Posted by Major Captain Silly

1. If we were on the sun right now we wouldn't be on the sun because the sun is so hot it would vaporize us before we got within like a million miles from it.

2. You look alot like my first cousin whom I never dated.

3. Are you thinking about lemons because I am wearing Fruit of the Loom underwear and the lemon isn't represented on the Friut of the Loom label.

4. How many doors in your house?

5. I've been dreaming about a woman like you and animated, carniverous giant gumballs.

6. Have you ever hung wallpaper naked?

7. Tic tac?

8. If I said you had a beautiful body would you buy me the Enormous Slurpee?

9. If your name was Liverwurst I would change it to Liverbest!

10. When I look at you from certain angles, I get really dizzy.


MCS

How about - have you ever worn a tin foil hat whilst eating cake?

[vstrommark]

or maybe:

You sure have a purty mouth, now show me your teeth.

[djustice]

I don't know how often it worked but I knew of a guy in college that handed out cards to women at parties that said...

"You are most cordially invited to sit on my face!"

[Stick]

This ones my favorite:

Originally Posted by Major Captain Silly

10. When I look at you from certain angles, I get really dizzy.

I've always liked this one:

Are those space pants? Cause your as* is out of this world!

[JPH]

How about!

Let me take some naked pictures of you to show all my friends.

That usually works for me

[yayson]

my favorite:

does this rag smell like chloroform?

[JPH]

Originally Posted by yayson

my favorite:

does this rag smell like chloroform?

Lol.... I bet that one works at a much higher success ration than mine.

[CapnCrusty]

Or there's the classic

Nice shoes. Wanna f**K?

[jafount]

You just go to a bar, smoke on the patio and wait for the social smokers to come either ask you for a cigarette or a light.

If they ask for a cigarette, you say "no those things'll kill ya." Then they stand or sit with you and usually want to try your cigar. Once your there you can be creative. "I'd let you try it, but we haven't even kissed and my cigar is very personal to me".

If they ask for a light, you say, "you know, I have something munch better that you could put in your mouth" then when they look at you like a perv, you say, "I was talking about a cigar, you sicko!"

The door is open...just walk through!

[Stick]

I just moved you to the top of my To-Do List