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Old 09-07-2005, 08:56 PM   #1
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Shortest Books Ever

Thinnest Books In The World
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

CROSSING A BRIDGE
by Ted Kennedy

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book .

MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton
with introduction
Rev. Jessie Jackson

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Old 09-07-2005, 09:05 PM   #2
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French War Heroes.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:13 PM   #3
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Ron Jeremy's Guide to Abstinence

The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

Enron's Ethics in Accounting Policies
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:19 PM   #4
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Re: Shortest Books Ever

To ensure balance, how about these?

A comprehensive listing of weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq
By General Tommy Franks

Everything I know about ethics
By Tom Delay

What I don't like about bacon
By Bill
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:32 PM   #5
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List of cigars in my humidor

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that would be the shortest book EVER

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Old 09-07-2005, 09:48 PM   #6
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What I don't like about bacon
By Bill
OK maybe a few more:

My years at Mensa
by Coppertop

Ann Coulter - my personal hero let me count the ways
by Seangar

Humility - its my middle name
by Da Klugs

Cigars I've mailed
by Uniputt and Purobrat

Butts in authority (That I haven't kissed)
by LasciviousXXX

Fools I've Tolerated
by TXMatt

My favorite lite beers
by Altbier

Things I dont know about cigars
By Poker and MO

Sports better than hockey
by Icehog3

Hot chick pics I never posted
by The Prince

People with longer fingers than me
By Mr. C
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:42 PM   #7
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A couple more:

"Two line cigar reviews" by psygaridelic

"Camachos, best in the world!" by IHT

"I'm reputable!" by cubancigardealer
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Old 09-08-2005, 01:05 AM   #9
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Ronald Reagan-"Well.....I dont remember."

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"How to be Masculine " By Richard Simmons
"Boom' by John Madden

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"Hulk Smash,Puny Human" by the Incredible Hulk
"Things I've Seen in my Lifetime" By Stevie Wonder

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