For our BOTLs from Downunder

[Nooner]

Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp He
rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,
however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out,
"Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the
stillness
two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly
at Davo whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo!
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."

[tazziedevil]

Now that's funny!

VB is terrible, by the way. Do you like it Woop Woop Root Rat? ANy good beers out of WA?