|
|
|
 |
|
||||||
 |
CIGAR REVIEWS | CIGAR VIDEOS | INTERVIEWS | CIGAR NEWS | OUR TWO CENTS BLOGS | PUFFCAST | CIGAR FORUMS | PUFF LIFESTYLE | CONTACT |
| ||||||
This is a discussion on Golf Joke within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Joe was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucy, was teeing up ...
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
09-12-2005, 08:44 PM
|
#1 |
|
-
|
Golf Joke
Joe was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Joe got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?" Joe: "Yes, sir, that's correct." Coroner: "Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged up her butt." Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3 ?" Coroner: "Yes, it was." Joe: "That was my mulligan."
__________________
"if it tasted like that all the time, i'd walk around with Dorchester shag hanging out my nose like super long untrimmed nosehairs."
|
|
|
|
09-12-2005, 09:19 PM
|
#2 |
|
Evolving Lead Puffer Fish
|
Re: Golf Joke
 not bad |
|
|
|
|
09-12-2005, 10:23 PM
|
#3 |
|
Not here
|
Re: Golf Joke
 NCRM |
|
|
|
|
09-12-2005, 11:40 PM
|
#4 |
|
Puffer Fish with some spikes
|
Re: Golf Joke
My wife's hearing that one tonight - she's been bugging me about playing golf together lately! 
__________________
-Terry S. SEMPER FI!http://www.nba.com/media/history/sonics_logo_03.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...naRattlers.pnghttp://sport-it.com/sportscollectibl...inals_logo.gifDays since visiting cbid: 0 |
|
|
|
|
09-13-2005, 02:10 PM
|
#5 |
|
CAPTAIN MAULER #1
|
Re: Golf Joke
ouch!!
__________________
PILLOWS???!!!!..........THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!  sg9 |
|
|
|
|
09-13-2005, 02:17 PM
|
#6 |
|
Full grown Puffer Fish
|
Re: Golf Joke
Oh that's a good one, I sure hope I can remember it for my next tee time
|
|
|
|
|
| Bookmarks |
| Tags |
| golf , joke |
 |
||
Golf Joke
|
||
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Good golf joke | Puffy69 | Jokes Forum | 5 | 07-17-2006 02:24 AM |
| A lame golf joke | colgate | Jokes Forum | 0 | 05-05-2005 04:01 PM |
| Military and Golf Joke | colgate | Jokes Forum | 1 | 03-17-2005 10:23 AM |
| Another golf joke... | Uniputt | Jokes Forum | 0 | 03-15-2005 07:44 PM |
| Another Golf Joke | ProSpkr | Jokes Forum | 0 | 01-28-2005 06:48 AM |
