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This is a discussion on Worst Pick-up Lines within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Worst Pickup Lines Not sure for work. My favorite thus far is: "My shameless pickup line: "If you're left leg ...
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02-15-2008, 12:38 PM
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Worst Pick-up Lines
Worst Pickup Lines
 Not sure for work. My favorite thus far is: "My shameless pickup line: "If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?" General reaction to this line: A visit from the right foot...to the head." 
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02-15-2008, 12:51 PM
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Ezekiel 25:17
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i still do that tongue thing that manolo does from scarface.
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02-15-2008, 01:02 PM
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You're more beautiful than the cover art from the first edition D&D Player's Guide
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02-15-2008, 01:04 PM
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"Hi! I'm a dermatologist. I might be able to help you with that rash."
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02-15-2008, 01:07 PM
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my favorite pick up line is...
"wanna make out" LOL I love it |
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02-15-2008, 03:06 PM
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"Nice shoes. Wanna f$%k?"
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02-15-2008, 03:31 PM
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This is only good for backwoods redneck white-trash types:
"Grab me a beer and jump in the truck, b*tch."
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02-15-2008, 03:35 PM
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Doesnt Deserve one
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So.... What's your favorite extra-value meal baby?
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02-15-2008, 03:54 PM
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All time favorite is still: Do you shoot tequila?
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Just a small town girl.. err.. guy. It's a song by Journey not a statement of my.. nevermind... |
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02-15-2008, 04:28 PM
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02-15-2008, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
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02-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Quote:
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02-16-2008, 02:38 AM
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Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
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02-16-2008, 11:05 AM
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" You know what would look good on you?... ME!"
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