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Old 02-21-2008, 09:05 PM   #1
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Fair and Accurate Reporting

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, before the eyes of her
screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion
jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

Witnessing this, a reporter asks the biker, "Sir, that was the most
gallant and brave thing I've ever seen in my whole life."

"Nah, it was nothing really," said the biker, "the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and did what I felt was right."

"I noticed that patch on your jacket." said the journalist.

"Yeah I ride with a Christian motorcycle club." the biker replies.

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow papers will have this on the front page."

The following morning the biker checks the paper to see if he is indeed
on front page.

Sure enough, the headline reads...

*BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT, STEALS HIS LUNCH!*
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damn media
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literally LOLed Thanks for that!
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I actually laughed out loud!
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