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Old 09-22-2005, 10:39 PM   #1
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80 year old and his 20 year old bride
This taken from email.....


An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt
better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a
minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who
is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was
going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up
his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a
prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and
went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over
dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor
replied, "My point exactly."
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:51 AM   #2
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That's good.
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:17 AM   #3
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thats good
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:35 AM   #4
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aaaahhhahahahaa thats hillarious!
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:55 PM   #5
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That's to damn funny
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Old 09-24-2005, 12:01 AM   #6
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Re: 80 year old and his 20 year old bride
If you can accurately say the old man's lines in his old-man accent, the joke improves by 400%!
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Old 09-26-2005, 01:38 AM   #7
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Too funny

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hehe Poor guy.
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Like trying to cram a wet marshmallow up a wildcats butt.
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This is a classic one.
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Old 10-01-2005, 12:49 PM   #11
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That is really really funny.
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Now that is funny!
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:36 PM   #13
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I know I'm late, but... LMFAO... that was great..
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Re: 80 year old and his 20 year old bride
I am going to get into so much trouble send that to my fam. Thanks


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