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Old 09-25-2005, 05:37 PM   #1
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Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

Teddy to the rescue.

Shocked by the widespread suffering of those displaced from their homes by the flooding in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina, Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) volunteered to plug one of the holes in the Lake Pontchartrain levee.

"The Bush Administration has failed to stem the tide of this cataclysm,"
said Kennedy. "I have had some experience with aquatic mishaps. This experience will bolster me in this hour of desperation as I plug one of the leaks myself."


President Bush praised Senator Kennedy's decision. "I think it's mighty big of him to offer so much for the good of the country," said Bush. "There aren't many who could fill such a large role in this disaster."

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Old 09-25-2005, 05:46 PM   #2
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Re: Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

LMAO. That is funny.
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:26 PM   #3
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Re: Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

LOL! Ah, stewadiss, *hic* bring me another bee-ah, and please staht the in-flight move.
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:09 PM   #4
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Re: Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

I thought he was going to invite them all to stay on the compound in Hyannis !
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:16 PM   #5
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Re: Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

I expected he would have shipped down cases of booze for the displaced.
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I expected he would have shipped down cases of booze for the displaced.

That is still on the compound !
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Re: Ted Kennedy assisting N.O.

Funny chit!
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They could extract his liver & plug two breaches instead of one.
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