Life's Truths-Redux

[bc3po]

10. Life is sexually transmitted.


9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for a week.

6. Some people are like a SLINKY... not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you a whopping $0.30.?

2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
...... and the grand finale.......

1. We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and million of cows in America. But, we haven't a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
....... Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration..!!!

[al two]

like it....

[rumballs]

That is funny...

And this:

Originally Posted by bc3po

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you a whopping $0.30.?

is of course because the tax cut is designed to benefit the ultra-rich

[DrStrangelove]

Originally Posted by bc3po

2. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.