Liberal press strikes again

[BigVito]

>> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little

>> girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion

>> grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull

>> her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her

>> screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs

>> to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with

>> a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion

>> jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker

>> brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him

>> endlessly.

>> A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing

>> the biker, says

>> - Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw

>> a man do in my whole life.

>> - Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind

>> bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted

>> as I felt right.

>> - Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a

>> journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have

>> this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?

>> - A Harley Davidson.

>> The journalist leaves.

>> The following morning the biker buys the paper to see

>> if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on

>> first page:

>>

>> BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

[LordOfWu]