"Facts" about Chuck Norris...

[steelheaderdu]

When Chck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet...

[DBall]

Originally Posted by dgold21

You must try this:

Go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button...see what happens

Hilarious!

[SmokeyJoe]

Type it in now, it is liable to say DBALL after the hit he registered recently.

[brigey]

Originally Posted by dgold21

You must try this:

Go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button...see what happens

That is so sweet.

[LasciviousXXX]

And my all time Fave~

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the F*ck down

[Kidrock387]

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

And my all time Fave~

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the F*ck down

[ambientboy]

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

And my all time Fave~

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the F*ck down

That's friggin brilliant

[jamesb3]

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

And my all time Fave~

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the F*ck down

Nice,I like that!!

[OSIRIS]

It was recently discovered that Chuck Norris has been bottling his urine... We call this Red Bull

[AirplaneSpin]

Chuck Norris is nothing more than an effeminate Jack Bauer, is what I've been told!

[PadronMe]

Originally Posted by 4WheelVFR

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

Being someone who suffered through 4 Calculus classes I find this one he funniest.

[crafty199]

Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper.... and got it

[MeNimbus]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.