The real cause of global warming

[Will_S]

http://www.nctexasbirds.com/images/hot_news.jpg

I would provide some kind of comment here, but the article leaves me speechless.

EDIT: It must have been tongue in cheek, could anybody really believe that?

[ghostrider]

How utterly irresponsible of Congress to have done this without studying the environmental impact. Bastards!

[cbsmokin]

Yeah, I wonder how many people actually believe that our clocks control the sun?

[SmokeyJoe]

Hmmm... no mention of a "keeper" or an address referring to some "home."

Egad! Apparently this woman is just walking around freely! Be afraid...

[cman78]

Originally Posted by cbsmokin

Yeah, I wonder how many people actually believe that our clocks control the sun?

[macjoe53]

A fine example of Arkansas breeding.

[LeafHog]

Originally Posted by macjoe53

A fine example of Arkansas breeding.

one of many.

[taltos]

I just hope that she doesn't breed.

[LeafHog]

I post the following reference solely in the interest of clarifying the facts surrounding the article in question.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

I in no way wish to dispute the assertion that many Arkansans are backward, illiterate, and otherwise genetically inferior to the common wood duck, aix sponsa.

[galaga]

Originally Posted by LeafHog

I post the following reference solely in the interest of clarifying the facts surrounding the article in question.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

I in no way wish to dispute the assertion that many Arkansans are backward, illiterate, and otherwise genetically inferior to the common wood duck, aix sponsa.

Ya ain't foolin' me son. You wouldn't know an aix sponsa if'n it bit ya on the arse. Now go back into yer self induced silence and play with yer Oncorhynchus mykiss, or are you more of a Salvelinus fontinalis kind of guy?

[macjoe53]

Originally Posted by LeafHog

I post the following reference solely in the interest of clarifying the facts surrounding the article in question.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

I in no way wish to dispute the assertion that many Arkansans are backward, illiterate, and otherwise genetically inferior to the common wood duck, aix sponsa.

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your enlightening information. After reviewing the information you provided a link to, I must correct myself as I was under the impression that Mr. Meskimen was actually a female and not a male. I apologize for my mistake but as I know of no men named "Connie" I feel it was an honest mistake.

As for the letter he originally wrote to the newspaper, I now understand that it was satire and that obviously he is not a native born son of Arkansas. Let me apologize in advance if I am mistaken but then I also have never personally met anyone from Arkansas with the intelligence or humor to write such a satirical letter.

Sincerely,

Not a Louisiana native

[Will_S]

Originally Posted by LeafHog

I post the following reference solely in the interest of clarifying the facts surrounding the article in question.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp

Thanks

[LeafHog]

Originally Posted by galaga

Ya ain't foolin' me son. You wouldn't know an aix sponsa if'n it bit ya on the arse. Now go back into yer self induced silence and play with yer Oncorhynchus mykiss, or are you more of a Salvelinus fontinalis kind of guy?

I prefer to fondle Oncorhynchus clarki when I can get my hands on them, but I am not overly picky.