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This is a discussion on Need a Push within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. ...
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10-14-2005, 09:19 AM
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Need a Push
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asks for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" So the man gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" the husband calls out. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. |
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10-14-2005, 10:11 AM
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Re: Need a Push
"what, whats wrong with that?" i reply (the guy on the swing, hiccup)
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10-14-2005, 12:36 PM
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Re: Need a Push
 that was a good one
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10-14-2005, 08:47 PM
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Clever and clean. Very nice.
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10-16-2005, 06:56 AM
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You didn't finish the story. Needless to say that bastard didn't give me a push.
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10-16-2005, 10:44 AM
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LOL, that was a good sunday morning laugh!
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10-17-2005, 02:59 PM
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Evolving Lead Puffer Fish
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Re: Need a Push
Groan.
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