The Pretzel Hold...

[Cabo]

Bruno, the world wrestling champ was known for his famous submission hold “The Pretzel Hold” once placed in it, no opponent had ever got free. As fate would have it, Bucky an up and coming kid finally got his chance to wrestle Bruno. Bucky’s dream to become the world champ was at hand, no more cheap motels, fast foods, he was going to live it up. Hell he might even get his big buck teeth fix when the money started rolling in.
The day came and Bucky climbed into the ring, the place was jammed packed, all the networks were there. Bucky’s trainer gave him is final instructions “Kid what ever you do stay away from the Pretzel hold, It’ll do you in son” The bell rang and Bucky started wrestling, he was doing good slipping and sliding staying away from Bruno. But it happened, Bruno made his move Bucky went flying up in the air, as he came down he landed tangled up in the Pretzel Hold. The crowd went silent, everyone got up and started to leave, they knew it was over for the kid.
All of the sudden they hear a blood curling scream from the middle of the ring, Bucky
broke loose! Bruno went flying up and came down on his head, he was out cold. The crowd went wild, Bucky had beat the champ! Everyone wanted to know how he did it, how did he get free! But Bucky wouldn’t say a word. Once in the dressing room, the trainer asked him “Kid you got to tell me how you did it.“ Okay Bucky said “I’ll tell only you, here I was in the Pretzel Hold, every bone in my body hurt, I couldn’t breathe I was ready to pass out. In my painful daze I noticed my face was begin slapped every time Bruno applied more pressure. I opened my eyes and there on my cheek laid a big hairy bag of nuts. I mustered all my strength and chomped down on it has hard as I could.
No one knows how strong they really are, until they bite their own nuts”