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Old 11-10-2005, 01:32 PM   #1
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French Army Knife.

It's just so fun to pick on the French.
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:41 PM   #2
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Re: French Army Knife.

Thats the old model ... here is the new French army knife.

http://www.milspecgear.com/french.html
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:45 PM   #3
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Re: French Army Knife.

Now that is funny ...fuc*ing frogs
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Old 11-10-2005, 02:06 PM   #4
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Re: French Army Knife.

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Thats the old model ... here is the new French army knife.

http://www.milspecgear.com/french.html

Definitely a more sophisticated version.
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Re: French Army Knife.

Funny stuff guys!
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:21 PM   #6
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Re: French Army Knife.

I must have missed it. I thought they came with tweezers for pulling on their oui oui. (pun intended)
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Re: French Army Knife.

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Thats the old model ... here is the new French army knife.

http://www.milspecgear.com/french.html


Although French army bashing is sort of like picking on the short, dumb, fat, slow, nearsighted, add, learning disabled....... kid.
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Old 11-10-2005, 09:20 PM   #8
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Re: French Army Knife.

Well....since we are this topic:

I have a French Army rifle for sale - never fired, only dropped twice.

Does anyone know the words to the French Victory song?












Don't worry, they don't have one.
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:37 PM   #9
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Re: French Army Knife.

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Although French army bashing is sort of like picking on the short, dumb, fat, slow, nearsighted, add, learning disabled....... kid.
Yeah, and I would appreciate it if you left me alone.
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:16 AM   #10
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Re: French Army Knife.

Those poor French. Such good cheese and nice looking women.
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Old 11-11-2005, 03:49 PM   #11
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Re: French Army Knife.

I personally want to extend my gratitude to the French and think each and everyone reading this should also as how else would we get this laugh at their expense?

Both versions very good.
One simple, one more involved.
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Old 11-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #12
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Re: French Army Knife.

In addition to that french rifle mentioned earlier, I have a french tank for sale. Only driven once... in reverse...
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:51 AM   #13
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Re: French Army Knife.

God its fun to bash the French. Bunch of pretentious formerly powerful now powerless poser frogs.
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ap story Re: French Army Knife.

AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.

Of course yano why the boulevards to Paris are lined with trees. So the Germans can march in the shade.
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Re: French Army Knife.

My kind of thread

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